Welcome back, Minions.
I have some spectacular news for you! As I’d announced recently, Rotten Little Things (100 Tiny tales of terror, volume 4) was on its way.
And now it’s not.
Because it’s here!
Go forth and do that reading thing you do so well. Then leave a couple words encouraging others to do the same (assuming you enjoyed the twisty words the fell from my brain onto the pages, of course).
You guys (and gals) are the best!
US: Buy now!
UK: Buy now!
I know, I know. I’ve been away for a long time. Life and lack of (writing) inspiration got in the way for awhile. I plan to start doing Friday Fictioneers again starting next week. But as an added bonus, I’ve come with several peace offerings to abate your sadness over my extended absence.
First Peace Offering:
WICKED LITTLE THINGS (100 Tiny Terrors, volume 2) is FREE today. If you don’t already have a copy, pick one up, devour it, and leave a devious little review.
Second Peace Offering:
Starting May 29th, for 5 days (thru June 2nd) HORRID LITTLE THINGS (100 Tiny Terrors, volume 3) will be free. Same rules apply. Grab a copy, devour it, write some words about what you thought.
Third Peace Offering:
ROTTEN LITTLE THINGS (100 Tiny Terrors, volume 4) will be released on June 3rd! Again, grab, devour, review.
If you’ve already snagged any of my worked an haven’t done so, please be an awesome little minion and add a review on Amazon and/or Goodreads. I’d really appreciate it. Thanks, you’re the best!
Horrid Little Things will be available on Amazon on Saturday, December 5th.
Yes, that’s right. This upcoming Saturday.
As a celebration both 100 Tiny Tales of Terror and Wicked Little Things will be 100% FREE on Amazon between now and Friday. Click the titles to go to the respective Amazon pages.
Share the love. Spread the word. Sing it from the mountain tops. Do whatever you do best to get the word out.
And remember, you’ve always been my favorite minion.
100 words each.
Tiny snippets of terror
for your consumption.
Do not fear the dark.
The dark cannot harm you.
Instead, fear the horrid things that hide
in the shadows waiting to pounce,
the people with hearts blacker than coal,
and the evil that permeates a world running
out of control.
Fear the things under the stairs and
under the bed, the things living in closets
and inside your head.
Fear all of these things,
but fear not the dark.
The dark cannot harm you.
COMING IN DECEMBER!
Stay tuned for more details!
Hello, my dearest minions.
It is with great pleasure that I announce the birth of my latest monstrosity. WICKED LITTLE THINGS is now available on Amazon. It’ll be on Smashwords soon and B&N at some point in the future. I’ve already published it on B&N this morning, but last time it took over a week before my book actually went live on their site, so I wouldn’t hold your breath if you’re waiting for the B&N edition. You’ll likely be dead long before it comes along.
What is WICKED LITTLE THINGS? Well, I’m glad you asked (even if you didn’t). It’s a collection of 100 stories 100 words each, the second volume of 100 Tiny Tales of Terror. It is a labor of love and it is a bastard to those who dwell within its pages.
100 tiny tales of terror gave birth to 100 monstrosities.
The time has come for 100 more tales of terrible things to haunt your dreams and drive home a healthy dose of fear of those horrible creatures that dwell mostly in the darkness, but sometimes in the light.
Devour these Wicked Little Things in one sitting if you think your fragile mind can handle it, or drink them in one at a time and let your fright strangle your sanity as the fear really sinks in and takes hold.
Pick up a copy at:
B&N (coming soon)
Shout it from the rooftops and hold people for ransom until they pick up a copy of WICKED LITTLE THINGS. Do it for me, but mostly do it for the wickedness of it all, my wonderful little minion.*
*Note: This should go without saying, but I’m going to say it anyway. I do not actually condone holding people for ransom, even if it means an increase in sales for me. How about you just use your superior sales skills to talk them into getting a copy? That could work, right? For you, not for me. Sadly, I have no sales skills. They were gunned down in a drive by shooting years ago. Some homicidal clown thought it’d be funny. It wasn’t.