It’s finally happened. I have a nemesis, but I’m not happy about it.
I always thought having a nemesis would be great, but it’s nothing like I’d dreamed it would be.
So who is this nemesis of mine? Well, don’t laugh, it’s the rabbit that lives under a bush in front of my house.
Weird, right? Yeah, I never thought my first nemesis would be a rabbit. The universe is a cruel mistress.
So how did I get a rabbit as a nemesis? Good question, simple answer. I have a string of Christmas lights that run along the ground (as seen in the videos here). No matter how I configure them that little shithead rabbit chews through the light string and makes it nonfunctional. The little bastard has destroyed 3 sets of lights so far. I think I need to concede defeat find a new place for those particular lights.
My nemesis, the rabbit wins this round.