Good evening, my dearest minion.
As you may have guessed from the title of this post I’ve got a story in an small anthology that has just been released.
Do be a good little minion and grab yourself and a dozen of your closest friends some copies. You are addicted to my writing aren’t you? What’s that? You’re not? Lucky for you we have a pill for that. Unlucky for you it isn’t a pill of the oral variety. (Hint: it’s a suppository.) Even more unlucky for the minions who have been selected to administer said pill.
Now that we’ve got the unpleasantries out of the way, go buy a copy (or thirty) of said anthology. (Just click on the big ol’ image below and you’ll be taken to the Amazon page. For you paranoid types there’s a link below the image too.)
Happy reading, dear minion.