PHOTO PROMPT – © Scott L. Vannatter
To the Sir and Madam of the house:
I have written this letter to share my discontent with the living conditions that have been provided. I realize that you both work very hard to provide a loving home for your family, but I feel the needs of others are being placed before my own and I do not appreciate it. I will forward to you a list of demands that must be met or I will set in motion the process of making your lives hell. Be advised, once this is done it cannot be undone.
Warmest Regards,
The Cat
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Written for Friday Fictioneers.
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December 24th, 2015 at 3:09 AM
That’s one unhappy cat. If I was them I’d pay heed to it. Well done, Adam. Happy Holidays and a great New Year, 2016 to you and yours. 🙂 — Suzanne
December 24th, 2015 at 4:47 AM
They’re never quite happy cats! Merry Christmas.
December 24th, 2015 at 8:05 AM
awww! poor kitty or humans? thank you for this fun piece! i had a great laugh xx
December 24th, 2015 at 11:11 AM
As the wretched slave… I mean roommate of four cats, I can assure the intended victims…errr… recipients of the letter that cats do not make idle threats and the consequences would be most severe. I strongly urge them to make the necessary reparations immediately. Great story, Adam!
December 24th, 2015 at 12:28 PM
Is it even possible to keep a car completely happy? Cute story!
December 24th, 2015 at 12:28 PM
I meant to type “cat”, obviously 🙂
December 24th, 2015 at 5:46 PM
If you accept the little tyrants into your home you better heed to their wishes. They’ll repay you with purrs, hairballs, and punctured thighs. Fun story.
December 26th, 2015 at 1:24 PM
Sometimes throwing a cat outside for an hour or so makes them appreciate their lives a bit more ~ sometimes it just makes your life hell. Well told.
December 27th, 2015 at 1:14 AM
Adam, if cats could write, I have little doubt they would write this letter… No doubt! Happy holidays!
December 27th, 2015 at 7:08 AM
They’d better pay attention. That cat looks like she means business. Good story.
December 29th, 2015 at 8:04 PM
Uh-oh, sounds like trouble in catland! The owner better take heed - or else!