Monthly Archives: May 2012

Be Warned

I wanted to post some other stuff this week, but I’ve been a bit under the weather so I spent my time sleeping instead. Sorry to those of you whose posts I haven’t been commenting on. I’ve tried to read some of them but again, I chose sleep instead. The following is another Friday Fictioneers story from the photo prompt by Madison Woods.

Be Warned

Mountainous beings, they are. Large, slow, and dumb as dirt.Despite their misgivings, they are blessed with one saving grace: a near inexhaustible supply of power.

When I last had the unfortunate displeasure of crossing paths with one of the bloody sods, I nearly paid for it with my life. It took every ounce of my strength and double that in courage to bury my blade in the ravenous beast’s eye socket.

Should you happen upon an ogre, you’d do best to run like your life depends on it, for it most certainly does. Evil, devilish things,those ogres are.


More Fun with Moths

I couldn’t help myself. Making up dialogue between these two is just too much fun. So here are two more exchanges I came up with. Both are exactly 100 words.

Health Inspector

“Hey, Carl?”

“Yeah, Jimmy?”

“Why do you suppose they scratched out the name like that?”

“Embarassment, most likely.”

“Embarassment? Of what?”

“Have you taken a look around lately? This place is a dump. Someone should put a call in to the health inspector.”

“Can I do it? Please, please, please! Can I?”

“Sure thing, Jimmy. If you can figure out how to dial a phone, you go ahead and knock yourself out.”

“Got any change for the phone?”

“Where would I keep coins at, Jimmy? In my pocket? Oh, look at that. I forgot to put my pants on today!”

Shamrock Shake, Please

“Hey, Jimmy, order me a shamrock shake, will ya?”

“They don’t have those anymore. Besides, those things glow in the dark. Mega unhealthy.”

“What? When did that happen? Why didn’t you tell me?”

“I thought you knew.”

“How would I know if you didn’t tell me?”

“We come here every day, Carl.”

“And?”

“You should know they only sell those around St. Patrick’s day.”

“Well, damn. I kind of had my heart set on a Shamrock Shake.”

“What do you want instead? How about an angus with bacon?”

“Can’t you see I’m too upset to eat? Did you say bacon?”


Biding Time

Welcome, friends. This Friday brings us another drabble of the Friday Fictioneers variety, inspired by the following prompt from Madison Woods.

The only thing I could envision was the following conversation between these two moths.

Biding Time

“What are we doing here?”

“You already know the answer to that.”

“I don’t know how much more of this assignment I can take. Every day it’s the same. They go in and gorge themselves.”

“That’s a good thing.”

“I know, I know. They’ll get fat and lazy.”

“And what happens then?”

“We make our move to the top of the food chain.”

“Exactly.”

“Wait, doesn’t that sign say they serve healthy food now?”

“That doesn’t make it true, dimwit. Humans are easily persuaded. Soon enough, we will feast on the overweight imbeciles. Our time is very near, my friend!”

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If you enjoyed that dialogue exchange, have a glimpse at two others I wrote. It was just too fun with these guys to stop at one. Click the link to proceed -> More Fun with Moths


Follow your hero

It’s Wednesday again, folks. That means it’s time for the quote of the week. This week, our quote comes from the wondrous mind of Mr. Ray Bradbury:

I often follow these words of wisdom myself. I’ve actually followed them since before I even knew of them. I don’t like telling my characters where to go. I enjoy the journey of letting them take me along for their ride. I am in essence just their ghost writer. I don’t exist in their worlds so I shouldn’t try to play God with those worlds, simple as that. The words may be mine, but the story is theirs.

Here’s to a wonderful rest of the week. Enjoy it everyone.


Two Months Later

I’ve decided to skip the goals post today in honor of a special occasion.

My strange journey into the world of being a blogger started two months ago. At that time I had no idea what I’d put on my blog and wondered if anyone would even look at it. I don’t know what I expected, but I wanted to try it out and see what all the fuss was about. I wasn’t sure if I’d enjoy it or hate it and quit without looking back.

The good news (good for me, maybe not so much for those subjected to my jumbling messes of words I refer to as stories) is I am enjoying myself, even if I’m still trying to find my place in the blogosphere. To my surprise I even have some followers and way more page views than I ever expected I’d get only two months in. Honestly, I wasn’t even sure I’d have that many page views after a year of being a blogger. My numbers are probably dwarfed by most of yours, but they’ve exceeded my expectations- by a lot, and I like to think that says something about my writing. Though, it probably says more about you guys than it does about my writing. You bloggers are a very supportive community and are always willing to help a fellow blogger. I appreciate that.

So thank you all for making this little journey of mine an enjoyable and fun experience. I feel close to some of you even though I’ve never even met you. You are like my brothers and sisters. Blogging goes beyond age, religion, and race. None of the matters here (as it shouldn’t matter anywhere else, but does for some stupid reason). We share a bond and I’m thankful for that. Thank you all for wasting spending your time reading the words the little heathens in my head force through my fingertips.

I’ve also come up with a lot of new story ideas by participating in the Friday Fictioneers, too many maybe. Nearly every week I find myself wanting to continue the story, but that list of “want to continue”s is getting awfully long. I need to get my ass in gear and start churning out more prose before that list becomes unmanageable and I become overwhelmed.

As a way of celebrating two months of being a proud papa to a bouncing baby blog (actually its in respect of the American military and Armed Forces Day, the two month thing just happened to coincide), I’m offering my short story collection Fright Night for free today. Don’t worry if you miss it today though, it’ll be free all of next weekend as well. You’ll need a kindle or kindle app to read it, but that shouldn’t be a problem for smart folks like you. If you do pick it up, consider adding a review on Amazon. Good or bad doesn’t matter to me, as long as it’s honest. I like to know where I need to improve. Notice I said where, not if. I know my writing isn’t perfect, but I can’t improve if nobody tells me what’s wrong with it.

Anyway, have a good day, everyone. Thanks again for making the past two months memorable.


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